Friday, January 30, 2009

Is god your enemy?

I had a call a few months, back in September I think. In fact, it was many many calls with this one client. He would call me and tell me I was one of the best girls on the service (which is always flattering but I doubt it's true), and he would talk to me for one hour, sometimes two hours everyday for weeks. He was always fun to talk to because he would be talking so fast as if he was addicted to crack and he needed a line just so he can get past the day. He was also fun to talk to because he wanted to be dominated, which I am very good at doing. He was the type of caller that wanted to be yelled at and be a little humiliated. What makes this caller more interesting than some of my other domination calls, is he wanted me to tell him how much I hated God. He wanted me to scream and curse at the lord and take the lords name in vein as if I was a Satan worshiper. For some reason, it made him happy (when I say happy, I mean satisfying himself happy). He would tell me to scream and curse God louder and louder until I'm pretty much yelling on top of my lungs saying how much I want to kick God in the face and piss all over his wounds. Then he would want me to talk about going into a church and have sex with him in front of the statues of Mother Mary.

One day, after talking to him many times, he calls me again but this time he's requested TWO girls to talk to him. He asked the other girl "Do you believe in God?" and she responded back "Do I believe in God? Of course I believe in God!" and he said back to her "Well YOU ARE JUST PART OF THE PROBLEM IN THIS WORLD AND I WANT YOU TO HATE HIM AS MUCH AS I DO!" I think she got a little scared since he yelled at her for believing in God, and I just stayed out of the conversation, but eventually she started telling him how much she hates God and how much she wants to kick him in the stomach and hurt him.

He's going to be a caller that made me laugh and scared in the same conversation. He was a trip!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

My longest calls today...

I just logged off from work today. I normally like to log off a little early on Sundays because I HATE working sundays. It's one of the worst days of the week to work for a phone sex company since majority of the clients are men. Football season becomes a disaster and I can be on call for hours without a single call. Today I was on call between 2 to 9:00pm and the longest call I had today only lasted 30 mins, which means bad news for me. The entire day was pretty busy, as I got calls after calls, but those calls only lasted 5 mins or so.

Anyhow, my longest call today was an interesting one. He claims he likes to call these call centers a lot and ask us women about stories and fantasies we have with other men. First he told me the type of fantasies he likes to hear, such as rape and molestation calls or even beating women. The first story I told him was the one that I mentioned earlier about the guy tying me up and killing me slowly. When I got to the end of my story, he was silent and said "yah, that dosen't sound so bad". So I asked him what did he have in his mind and this is what he said...

"I like to vision myself to be an invader to a small home that is hosting to a small sleep-over with 10 young girls. The mother, which is the only supervised adult, would be in her bedroom minding her own business as the girls are having fun in her daughters room. There would also be a young boy which is the brother of the sister that is having all of her friends over. I would bust into the house and lock all the doors and windows, making sure everyone would not leave the house. I would throw the mother into the bedroom with all the girls, along with the brother. I would strip down the mother's clothes and make all the girls stare and watch me as I play with the mother. Then, I would take her G-string that she was wearing and wrap it around the boy's penis and balls, then slowly stick my dick inside the boy's ass and fuck him really hard."

At that point, the caller finished his story and became really quiet. I thought he was done talking to me until he said "there is a lot more to the story, but it must wait another day". So, hopefully this guy would call me again and I can finish the story for you..

Of course I would never do something like this and I truly believe that anyone with this type of sexual abuse is arousing, MUST see a therapist ASAP.

Also, I do not want to disclose the age range for these boys and girls that this guy told me about on this blog. It might be very disturbing for some of you, and also I might get my blog deleted. We don't want that. lol.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Whats so funny today?

A lot of people ask me "what is the craziest call you've ever had?" Of course this response always differs everyday, as I cannot remember each and every call I do. Majority of the ones that crack me up are my Domination calls. They can either get really scary, or really funny. Some men want to be played with and bark like a dog as long as it's for their "Master". Or sometimes the guys beg for pain, which can be painful to listen to, but also it gives me a chance to lash out to some of my callers and be vicious. It's great therapy to lash out in anger at someone.

One of the funniest call I have often is a guy that is obsessed with being small. So small that he loves to be shrunk down into 2 inches and then be carried around in my shoe, so everywhere I go, he's there living in my shoe. And sometimes he likes to picture himself crawling all over my body and please me when he's only 2 inches tall. I swear to god I am not making this stuff up. This guy calls every week, and he requests for me so I'm use to his humor. I can't tell you if he honestly gets off thinking that he loves to live in my shoe, but since he talks to me for nearly 20 mins each time, I would hope he does have a happy finish. lol

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

What is the difference between Superman and Phone Sex Callers??

So i was watching Superman Returns the other day in between calls, and I was thinking "Wow, Superman and some of my callers are very similar" As everyone knows, you can be whatever you want when your on a telephone. Men can lie about what they look like, or where they're calling from, or how big their penis is just so they can sound more of a man and not be ashamed of what they REALLY look like. Now I must admit, there are a few guys that do tell me what they really look like only because they have nothing to hide, but there are ones that call and tell me they're young, tall, dark and handsome with 15 inch dicks. umm suuuure... I'll believe the young, tall, dark skin complex and handsome, but once you tell me that you have a 15 inch dick, then thats when I write in my notes "Idiot and a liar". Honestly, do men really think chicks will fall in for the mighty cocks? If a man really had a 15 inch cock, it would drive girls away. They are basically telling us that they have the Hulk's penis. That isn't very sexy.

Now I know this is only fantasy, and I know some of the girls don't normally tell the truth about their appearances either but we're not going around bragging about how our tits are 34ZZZ. For some men, thats just too much.

so what I'm trying to say is some of these callers loves to call and pretend to be high and mighty, when I'm sure in reality, they look like Clark Kent with a strong imagination.

Just a side note... In the movie Superman Returns: at the end, when Lois is held captured and her son is playing the piano with one of the bad guys, WHY did the bad guy allow Lois to sit RIGHT next to a fax machine and a telephone? Of course she's going to fax something and call for help. If you really want to hold her captive, then tie her up against a pole or something. Sorry, I notice the small things like that in movies.

First blog... Thanks Scott..

So here I am, writing in my first blog about my crazy job, and I want to say thanks to one particular person that inspired me to do it. Thanks Scott M. for many things, but far most, thank you for giving me ideas of writing a crazy blog about my crazy job. lol.

I'll give you a brief description of my job and some calls I handle. Yes, I am a phone sex operator and it's one of the best jobs I've had in a long time. I've been a phone actress for nearly two years already, but with this company, I've only been there since July of 08. I love this job because I get to stay home and not worry about traveling. Honestly, it's one of the easiest jobs I've ever had (and I've had some lazy jobs before).

Some of my clients I have are amazing people, and some are pretty freaky. So freaky that I always hang up thinking "Damn those people need therapy!" My company allows No Taboo calls, which is the ONLY company in the US that allows these calls. So whatever your secret fetish is, wither it's fantasizing about animals, minors, or even rape, I've heard it. In fact, I thought I've heard every type of sexual fantasy out there until I had one caller.... He was a good reason why I should seek a therapist. When I first talked to him, he requested me and another caller Bridget and got both of us on the line to talk dirty to him. He created a fantasy for us about how Bridget is my mother and I am the daughter that loves to disobey. He was very strict about what he wanted and if we didn't do it right, he would yell. And FYI, as a phone sex operator, it scares us when the callers are demanding. Anyhow, long story short, this caller lasted for 4 hours with us. When I thought he was finally satisfied, he ends up calling ME back without Bridget, telling me I was one of the best girl's he has ever had. As flattering as that was, I was actually mad that he called me back. I asked him what was his fantasy and he told me this...

"I want you to come with me to Mexico, where we can rent a house on the beach with no one in sight. In that house, there will be a dungeon where you and I can have whips and chains and candle wax so I can burn it over your gorgeous tits. As I plan to burn you slowly, I gently tie you to a bed post and cover your mouth with your panties. Then, I would slowly put a dog collar around your neck, and every time you would moan, I would slowly tug on the collar to yank your head to the side. Then i would push your legs open and slowly lick you until you make a small moaning noise, which then I will tug on the collar. I continue to slowly give you pleasure until the minute you come across an orgasm. Once I know your body is getting hot, I can feel your body pulsing and I continue to choke you with the collar. As you reach to the highest point and slowly let your body cum, I will yank that collar so hard, your head will eventually snap and you will slowly die in my arms. As your soul slowly leaves your body, I will then make love to you."

Hummm.. I think I will speak for everyone that just read that and say "HOLY SHIT!" I have many other callers that are almost as similar to him, but never THAT intense. A lot of my friends ask me "how can you do that job and not laugh?" And i tell them every time... "you get use to it"

And thats why my job is very interesting...