Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Don't tickle me there.

I apologies for being away from my blog for so long. I hear from a lot of you that you enjoy reading my blogs, and I love hearing all the responses from some of these posts that I put up on here. Yes this is a crazy job... Not the typical 9 to 5 if you ask me. lol

Well I have another stupid, crazy caller that calls me about once a week, and every time I hear his name, I shiver. First of all, I don't like having this caller, but he is so easy to talk too, it's hard for me to be mean to him to stop him from calling me. This caller loves to hear girls giggle and laugh, and he thinks he's causing us to laugh because he's telling us to rub our legs up and down until we feel ticklish. I know he talks to the other girls because we sometimes talk about how much we hate this guy. He can last for hours, which is a GREAT thing for us. More money in our pockets. But, since he's so boring to talk to, it makes one single minute seem like 30 mins. The way he talks to us is like Jeffrey Dahmer talking to us about how much he wants to tickle our toes and our belly buttons. Ohhh... the BELLY BUTTON! That's a must for this guy. For some reason, he LOVES talking about how he wants to stick his finger inside our belly button and rub it all around. When I talked to him yesterday, he talked about my belly button for 10 mins non-stop and how much he wants to stick Q-tips inside it and rub it all around until it tickles. I don't know if he has ever stuck his finger inside his own belly button, but it's not a pleasant feeling, and it does NOT tickle. This caller hardly ever talks sexual to me, and I do believe he gets off by talking about my belly button. When he asks me "does that tickle?" I always respond with, "Ohhh HEE HEE, of COURSE it tickles." and he would tell me "Well I want to hear you scream out laughing." So, I will begin to start laughing really loud, but in the back of my mind, I'm thinking "I'm laughing because this guy is making me insane!" He ends up enjoying it and I end up hating him more and more. Like I said, it's not the usual 9 to 5 job. lol

I will try to post more blogs in the near future. I get crazy callers everyday and I get emails from everyone asking to post more. Until then....