When callers have fantasy's or fetishes, the conversation seems to be easier for me to work with.
Today I had a caller with a small fetish of rulers. For some reason, he said every time he sees a ruler, he gets aroused. For a while I was giggling because I thought this was a joke, but apparently not. He was laughing back and saying "Whats so funny?". Thats how I knew it wasn't a joke. He likes it when women take a ruler and measure EVERY inch of his penis, including the width. He wanted me to ask him questions about his penis and where he should measure his cock. I honestly don't know if he told me the truth about how big it is, because he gave me two different numbers on just on length. Oh well.
The call I had after that weird call was also interesting. Both calls were only 5 mins long, so thats why I don't have a lot of the details like I normally do. Anyway, the next caller had a fantasy of his mother's big ass. He was telling me that he LOVES his mother's big fat ass. When I asked him how big was his mother's ass, he told me his mother's waist size was 56 inches, so I'm assuming it's a really large ass. He said he loves to watch her wash the dishes and watch it bounce up and down and jiggle. He also told me when she's scrubbing the bath tub and she's bending over, he loves watching her and fantasizes on slapping his mother's ass. Then, while he's playing with himself, he's moaning out "mommy, yes mommy.... oh mommy".
I wish I was making some of these stories up, but I'm not. It's a slow day today, but I hope you find these stories interesting. I know I do.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
The Doctor Tom Special.
I get a lot of callers asking for me to be a cheerleader, and I can understand the fantasy since a lot of the pornos use the slutty cheerleader characters. About three minutes ago, I got a call from work asking if I can be a slutty cheerleader. Of course I said yes, since this is only a fantasy and all. At first, the dispatcher was laughing before she read me his name and his information. She told me I would get a kick out of this caller since he likes to create weird fantasies. Once she said this, I thought to myself "Well I better pay attention so I can blog about it".
She told me that this caller wants a young 19 yr old slutty cheerleader that loves to play with toys and is obsessed with Latex clothing. (Are you saying "What the fuck" yet? I know I was at that moment.) After laughing with the dispatcher for a few seconds, I began to talk to him. He was a nice guy, nice to talk to and had a nice attitude. He told me to call him Dr. Tom, so I did. This is his Story....
"I want to be your Gynecologist, so please call me Doctor Tom. First, I want you to come into my office and sit on the table and let me examine you." Then he makes these noises as if he's using the tools and actually examining me. "Wow you look very healthy and I must say, you have fantastic legs. Are you a Cheerleader by any chance?" and I answer "yes". He goes on "Wow thats wonderful. Why don't you call some of your cheerleader friends and tell them to come in the office so we can have a slumber party here and they can all get tested at the same time." (I swear to you, I am NOT making this up) He continues, "Now that we have some of your friends and some of my nurses in my office, I would like to test all of your friends. You can let them know that his procedure is called the 'Doctor Tom Special'. What makes this procedure so special is that I will be inseminating special eggs that are fertile inside your womb and we will pass them around to each one of the girls, including you, and all the girls will have a baby growing inside of them. Then, once you are 6 months pregnant, we will take out the baby from your womb and place it into an incubator until it is fully developed. That way your body does not stretch too much. I want you to stay small and thin for me. Then, we will teach the baby to grow up as a lesbian so once she is old enough to play with other women, she can come and teach you how to become a lesbian as well. Also, since she will be a lesbian, she will have a lot of lesbian friends and we can invite them over for sleepovers."
That was the end of his call because his time ran out and he couldn't afford more minutes with me. I was actually sad to have the story end, but I was also thankful because the second that call ended, I started laughing hysterically. The way he was talking to me about this story was nonchalant. He was talking to me as if he was a little boy, trying to tell Santa what he wanted for Christmas. These stories amaze me and I wonder where these men get their fantasies.
She told me that this caller wants a young 19 yr old slutty cheerleader that loves to play with toys and is obsessed with Latex clothing. (Are you saying "What the fuck" yet? I know I was at that moment.) After laughing with the dispatcher for a few seconds, I began to talk to him. He was a nice guy, nice to talk to and had a nice attitude. He told me to call him Dr. Tom, so I did. This is his Story....
"I want to be your Gynecologist, so please call me Doctor Tom. First, I want you to come into my office and sit on the table and let me examine you." Then he makes these noises as if he's using the tools and actually examining me. "Wow you look very healthy and I must say, you have fantastic legs. Are you a Cheerleader by any chance?" and I answer "yes". He goes on "Wow thats wonderful. Why don't you call some of your cheerleader friends and tell them to come in the office so we can have a slumber party here and they can all get tested at the same time." (I swear to you, I am NOT making this up) He continues, "Now that we have some of your friends and some of my nurses in my office, I would like to test all of your friends. You can let them know that his procedure is called the 'Doctor Tom Special'. What makes this procedure so special is that I will be inseminating special eggs that are fertile inside your womb and we will pass them around to each one of the girls, including you, and all the girls will have a baby growing inside of them. Then, once you are 6 months pregnant, we will take out the baby from your womb and place it into an incubator until it is fully developed. That way your body does not stretch too much. I want you to stay small and thin for me. Then, we will teach the baby to grow up as a lesbian so once she is old enough to play with other women, she can come and teach you how to become a lesbian as well. Also, since she will be a lesbian, she will have a lot of lesbian friends and we can invite them over for sleepovers."
That was the end of his call because his time ran out and he couldn't afford more minutes with me. I was actually sad to have the story end, but I was also thankful because the second that call ended, I started laughing hysterically. The way he was talking to me about this story was nonchalant. He was talking to me as if he was a little boy, trying to tell Santa what he wanted for Christmas. These stories amaze me and I wonder where these men get their fantasies.
Friday, March 27, 2009
the ones that I hate are more memorable than the ones that I love
I HATE this asshole. I have a client that goes around to different girls and talks to them about his small problems. All of the dispatchers know him and hate him just as much as I hate this guy. He likes to call and tell us that he has his girlfriends nieces (two of them) laying in the bed with him and he gave them "rape drugs" so the girls are sleeping and passed out. Then he tells us that these girls like to play around with his penis (it is REQUIRED for us to say Penis to him. NOT cock or dick. It's pronounced as PENIS). This is the same caller that I mentioned earlier about having a couple of girls putting make up on his penis. Yes, this is the SAME caller.
Anyhow, the reason why I hate dealing with him is because he talks like he's a professional killer and he's ready to attack these two girls. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the police called the service asking questions about him and the police needed to talk to all the girls that he has spoken with. He normally likes to extend his minutes with me, only because I tell him that I will not judge him. He keeps asking me over and over "Am I being recorded? I don't want to be recorded." and I would ask him "why? what did you do?" and he would say "because I like to play with little girls." The way he says it... it gives me chills down my spine. If you have ever seen the movie The Cell with Jennifer Lopez and Vincent D'Onofrio. Vincent D'Onofrio's character in that movie is a REALLY scary freak that loves to cut up women and fantasize about them in weird ways. Well, If you've seen that movie, then you know what I'm talking about. This caller is JUST like that freak in the movie and thats what scares me. Once you say the WRONG word with this caller, he gets mad and yells at us. He will correct us by screaming at us saying "YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO SAY THAT! THATS NOT THE RIGHT WORD!"
Honestly, I would rather take the craziest domination call that would last for an hour than to have this fucker calling me for only 5 minutes. He is sick and twisted and he needs to be banned from the service.
Anyhow, the reason why I hate dealing with him is because he talks like he's a professional killer and he's ready to attack these two girls. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the police called the service asking questions about him and the police needed to talk to all the girls that he has spoken with. He normally likes to extend his minutes with me, only because I tell him that I will not judge him. He keeps asking me over and over "Am I being recorded? I don't want to be recorded." and I would ask him "why? what did you do?" and he would say "because I like to play with little girls." The way he says it... it gives me chills down my spine. If you have ever seen the movie The Cell with Jennifer Lopez and Vincent D'Onofrio. Vincent D'Onofrio's character in that movie is a REALLY scary freak that loves to cut up women and fantasize about them in weird ways. Well, If you've seen that movie, then you know what I'm talking about. This caller is JUST like that freak in the movie and thats what scares me. Once you say the WRONG word with this caller, he gets mad and yells at us. He will correct us by screaming at us saying "YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO SAY THAT! THATS NOT THE RIGHT WORD!"
Honestly, I would rather take the craziest domination call that would last for an hour than to have this fucker calling me for only 5 minutes. He is sick and twisted and he needs to be banned from the service.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Marry me? Maybe not.
So I get a call two weeks ago. Before I get the call, the dispatcher tells me that he's a little physco, so I have been warned. Once I get on the phone with him, he sounds like a nice guy. But then, after maybe 30 mins of talking to him, he begins to tell me that he's rich and he has a lot of money. once he says this, I start to roll my eyes. I honestly don't give a rats ass if this guy is loaded with money or whatever. If you have a lot of money, good! great! Wonderful! Go fuck yourself! Then, he tells me "I'm a single guy, and I am a very kinky person. I have a lot of money in my bank account just sitting there and I am looking for a girl who I can marry and that can take all my money." Once I hear this, I'm thinking WHOA! WTF!. Then he tells me he's being very serious and he would love to have me be his wife. BUT in order for me to be his wife, I must do ONE thing while we're married: I MUST sleep with other men. I guess this guy really loves sloppy seconds and he's obsessed with it, along with financial domination because he seriously wants me to take ALL of his money. As crazy as this sounds already, I just tell him whatever he wants to hear, because THATS my job. So I tell him "ohhh I would LOVE to get married and be a house wife that fucks other men while your away, then I get to go shopping ALL Day." (I'm sure it's every girls dream to have that type of lifestyle, but it's not for me) Then he tells me "So it's done then! I will come to Vegas and we shall get married the MINUTE I see you." and I'm like "suuuure". He gives me his phone number so I can call him outside of the service. I pretend to write it down because there is NO WAY I will call someone outside the service. Then he decides to give me his bank number and routing so I can start taking his paychecks to my account. THEN he gives me his Social security number for.... I have no idea why he did that.
At the end of our lovely conversation, he tells me "So I trust you to call me and we can start arranging our marriage deal." I tell him "Sure, I'll call you." Then we hang up. Of course I will never call him and hopefully he'll find a girl he's looking for. But it's not me.
At the end of our lovely conversation, he tells me "So I trust you to call me and we can start arranging our marriage deal." I tell him "Sure, I'll call you." Then we hang up. Of course I will never call him and hopefully he'll find a girl he's looking for. But it's not me.
Monday, March 16, 2009
42 seconds is a world record...
I had a DICK of a caller today. He was pretty nice to me, but I think I just wasn't in the mood to handle any calls today and I just wanted to be left alone. Anyway, I had a caller today that loved domination. Of course I like taking dominatrix call because I get to express my anger towards other callers and they seem to love it. But anyway, this caller I had today was interesting. He gave me two choices on how he likes to be dominated. He said for one of my options, I can have his mother's telephone number in my hand and dominate him telling him if he does not behave with me, then I'm going to get his mother on a three way call and tell her all the stupid shit he does sexually. He gave me his mother's phone number and he said "okie now you have her phone number so now you can use that agaisnt me so I can do whatever you want me to do". Then there was Option number two, which was to make a bet against him that he cannot make himself finish within a time frame that I must give him. For example, if I say 30 seconds, he MUST finish within 30 seconds and I am the one that must count for him. So the option that I picked was Option number 2, since I wasn't in the mood to deal with this motherfucker and i don't care using my three way to call his stupid ass mother and bitch at an old lady about her son.
So he asked me "What number are you going to give me?" and I answered back "50 seconds". He MUST finish within 50 seconds. He agreed upon the number and said "okie, I'm ready when you are". So then, I tell him to start, and then I begin to count. And at this point, I'm really upset and annoyed by this caller. It's a stupid call and it's not entertaining, but just plain weird. Anyhow, as I'm counting, I'm hearing him working his dick and trying to finish before I even reach to 40 seconds. I kept thinking "he's not going to make it", but by the time I reached 42 secnods, I heard him moan and give a loud "ahhhhhhhhhh". So there you have it. The fastest man to wack it and finish it happened within 42 seconds. (and this is assuming he wasn't playing around with his dick before I even started counting). What kind of weird people get these crazy ideas?
So he asked me "What number are you going to give me?" and I answered back "50 seconds". He MUST finish within 50 seconds. He agreed upon the number and said "okie, I'm ready when you are". So then, I tell him to start, and then I begin to count. And at this point, I'm really upset and annoyed by this caller. It's a stupid call and it's not entertaining, but just plain weird. Anyhow, as I'm counting, I'm hearing him working his dick and trying to finish before I even reach to 40 seconds. I kept thinking "he's not going to make it", but by the time I reached 42 secnods, I heard him moan and give a loud "ahhhhhhhhhh". So there you have it. The fastest man to wack it and finish it happened within 42 seconds. (and this is assuming he wasn't playing around with his dick before I even started counting). What kind of weird people get these crazy ideas?
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Sugar Danny
This is the most interesting call I get. It's a lot of fun and yet easy at the same time. I have a caller that likes to be called Sugar Danny. I've had this caller since the first day I started and surprisingly he always request for me. The dispatchers call him "Money boy" since he always talks for a long time and pays a large amount of money to talk to us girls. What I've heard about him from some of the other girls is he can talk for hours and hours and his credit card will always be approved.
Sugar Danny is pretty fun to talk to. He loves to create a fantasy about going shopping with his 11 year old girlfriend and going to the mall with her. At first, we go into the shoe store and we pick out all the shoes I want. He sits in a chair and watches me as I point to all the shoes and tell the clerk "I want 10 of those pair, 12 of the red Mary Jane shoes, 7 pairs of the black boots, 10 pairs of the sandals," etc. Then we head over to the clothing store and buy jeans and short shorts. And again, I MUST point to all the jeans I want and tell the clerk "I want 10 pairs of THOSE jeans in a size 2, (yah right I WISH I was a size 2), I want those pants, I want 15 pairs of those pants," etc. Then we go to Victoria Secret and get allll the lingerie I want. He tells me that he loves it when I'm mean to the clerks and sales reps and treat them like shit, then go to him and treat him like a king. Idk, it's weird. Anyway, at Victoria secret, he loves it when I tell him the color and the fabric of each lingerie that I choose. Then, after Victoria secret, we go to Tiffany's and buy all the jewelry I want. I can buy tiaras, or earings with matching necklaces, bracelets, ankle bracelets, etc. He loves it. The reason why we call him Sugar Danny is because he loves saying he has a lot of money and spend it on all of his girlfriends. It's actually required for me to call him SUGAR DANNY.
"On the telephone line I am anyone, I am anything, I want to be." - Savage Garden
Sugar Danny is pretty fun to talk to. He loves to create a fantasy about going shopping with his 11 year old girlfriend and going to the mall with her. At first, we go into the shoe store and we pick out all the shoes I want. He sits in a chair and watches me as I point to all the shoes and tell the clerk "I want 10 of those pair, 12 of the red Mary Jane shoes, 7 pairs of the black boots, 10 pairs of the sandals," etc. Then we head over to the clothing store and buy jeans and short shorts. And again, I MUST point to all the jeans I want and tell the clerk "I want 10 pairs of THOSE jeans in a size 2, (yah right I WISH I was a size 2), I want those pants, I want 15 pairs of those pants," etc. Then we go to Victoria Secret and get allll the lingerie I want. He tells me that he loves it when I'm mean to the clerks and sales reps and treat them like shit, then go to him and treat him like a king. Idk, it's weird. Anyway, at Victoria secret, he loves it when I tell him the color and the fabric of each lingerie that I choose. Then, after Victoria secret, we go to Tiffany's and buy all the jewelry I want. I can buy tiaras, or earings with matching necklaces, bracelets, ankle bracelets, etc. He loves it. The reason why we call him Sugar Danny is because he loves saying he has a lot of money and spend it on all of his girlfriends. It's actually required for me to call him SUGAR DANNY.
"On the telephone line I am anyone, I am anything, I want to be." - Savage Garden
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Church is where the naughty people go...
This guy.... errr. I am actually really irritated right now. I just logged off from work about 30 seconds ago because of this call. It bothered me a little bit because this man is so sick.
This guy, lets call him John. John is from San Jose, CA (where I was born and raised) and he occasionally calls me when he's in the mood to chat. (and when I mean chat, I mean CHAT) John is a member of one of the nudest groups and he loves going to special meetings with other nudest around the area. He then starts to tell me that he brought his kids to these conventions with him when they were only 7 years old. Of course I start to think this is disturbing, but I let him talk more. He begins to tell me how he likes to touch his daughter, and he started doing this when she was 11 years old. (hum, maybe I should tone this conversation down just in case Google decides to block my site.)
Anyway, John loves to talk. He tells me that he loves talking about his daughter and how he loves to have "fun time" with her. John admitted to me that his daughter is now 21 years old and they still live together, and still play around together. He also told me this story...
"This Sunday when Erin and I were at Church, my cock was very hard from my morning wood, and it just never went down. So anyway, since I have my morning wood going on, my cock is pressing up against my pants and it's noticeable. So Erin looks down and sees my bulging cock and tries to cover it up with her hand so no one will notice it, but it turns me on more that her hand is touching my cock through my pants. So I start to feel myself pre-cum, which makes a small wet spot on my pants. Erin sees this and whispers in my ear that we should go home. So we stand up in front of everyone, my boner is pressing up against my pants and EVERYONE notices it. People start looking at me and Erin as we're leaving. The min we get into the car, I feel myself pulsing for her, and when we got home, I was already taking my clothes off before we unlocked the front door."
Thats all I can say right now. I'm tired today and I'm not in the mood to work. But I had to write a new note for today. Enjoy and Toodles!
This guy, lets call him John. John is from San Jose, CA (where I was born and raised) and he occasionally calls me when he's in the mood to chat. (and when I mean chat, I mean CHAT) John is a member of one of the nudest groups and he loves going to special meetings with other nudest around the area. He then starts to tell me that he brought his kids to these conventions with him when they were only 7 years old. Of course I start to think this is disturbing, but I let him talk more. He begins to tell me how he likes to touch his daughter, and he started doing this when she was 11 years old. (hum, maybe I should tone this conversation down just in case Google decides to block my site.)
Anyway, John loves to talk. He tells me that he loves talking about his daughter and how he loves to have "fun time" with her. John admitted to me that his daughter is now 21 years old and they still live together, and still play around together. He also told me this story...
"This Sunday when Erin and I were at Church, my cock was very hard from my morning wood, and it just never went down. So anyway, since I have my morning wood going on, my cock is pressing up against my pants and it's noticeable. So Erin looks down and sees my bulging cock and tries to cover it up with her hand so no one will notice it, but it turns me on more that her hand is touching my cock through my pants. So I start to feel myself pre-cum, which makes a small wet spot on my pants. Erin sees this and whispers in my ear that we should go home. So we stand up in front of everyone, my boner is pressing up against my pants and EVERYONE notices it. People start looking at me and Erin as we're leaving. The min we get into the car, I feel myself pulsing for her, and when we got home, I was already taking my clothes off before we unlocked the front door."
Thats all I can say right now. I'm tired today and I'm not in the mood to work. But I had to write a new note for today. Enjoy and Toodles!
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