When callers have fantasy's or fetishes, the conversation seems to be easier for me to work with.
Today I had a caller with a small fetish of rulers. For some reason, he said every time he sees a ruler, he gets aroused. For a while I was giggling because I thought this was a joke, but apparently not. He was laughing back and saying "Whats so funny?". Thats how I knew it wasn't a joke. He likes it when women take a ruler and measure EVERY inch of his penis, including the width. He wanted me to ask him questions about his penis and where he should measure his cock. I honestly don't know if he told me the truth about how big it is, because he gave me two different numbers on just on length. Oh well.
The call I had after that weird call was also interesting. Both calls were only 5 mins long, so thats why I don't have a lot of the details like I normally do. Anyway, the next caller had a fantasy of his mother's big ass. He was telling me that he LOVES his mother's big fat ass. When I asked him how big was his mother's ass, he told me his mother's waist size was 56 inches, so I'm assuming it's a really large ass. He said he loves to watch her wash the dishes and watch it bounce up and down and jiggle. He also told me when she's scrubbing the bath tub and she's bending over, he loves watching her and fantasizes on slapping his mother's ass. Then, while he's playing with himself, he's moaning out "mommy, yes mommy.... oh mommy".
I wish I was making some of these stories up, but I'm not. It's a slow day today, but I hope you find these stories interesting. I know I do.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
The Doctor Tom Special.
I get a lot of callers asking for me to be a cheerleader, and I can understand the fantasy since a lot of the pornos use the slutty cheerleader characters. About three minutes ago, I got a call from work asking if I can be a slutty cheerleader. Of course I said yes, since this is only a fantasy and all. At first, the dispatcher was laughing before she read me his name and his information. She told me I would get a kick out of this caller since he likes to create weird fantasies. Once she said this, I thought to myself "Well I better pay attention so I can blog about it".
She told me that this caller wants a young 19 yr old slutty cheerleader that loves to play with toys and is obsessed with Latex clothing. (Are you saying "What the fuck" yet? I know I was at that moment.) After laughing with the dispatcher for a few seconds, I began to talk to him. He was a nice guy, nice to talk to and had a nice attitude. He told me to call him Dr. Tom, so I did. This is his Story....
"I want to be your Gynecologist, so please call me Doctor Tom. First, I want you to come into my office and sit on the table and let me examine you." Then he makes these noises as if he's using the tools and actually examining me. "Wow you look very healthy and I must say, you have fantastic legs. Are you a Cheerleader by any chance?" and I answer "yes". He goes on "Wow thats wonderful. Why don't you call some of your cheerleader friends and tell them to come in the office so we can have a slumber party here and they can all get tested at the same time." (I swear to you, I am NOT making this up) He continues, "Now that we have some of your friends and some of my nurses in my office, I would like to test all of your friends. You can let them know that his procedure is called the 'Doctor Tom Special'. What makes this procedure so special is that I will be inseminating special eggs that are fertile inside your womb and we will pass them around to each one of the girls, including you, and all the girls will have a baby growing inside of them. Then, once you are 6 months pregnant, we will take out the baby from your womb and place it into an incubator until it is fully developed. That way your body does not stretch too much. I want you to stay small and thin for me. Then, we will teach the baby to grow up as a lesbian so once she is old enough to play with other women, she can come and teach you how to become a lesbian as well. Also, since she will be a lesbian, she will have a lot of lesbian friends and we can invite them over for sleepovers."
That was the end of his call because his time ran out and he couldn't afford more minutes with me. I was actually sad to have the story end, but I was also thankful because the second that call ended, I started laughing hysterically. The way he was talking to me about this story was nonchalant. He was talking to me as if he was a little boy, trying to tell Santa what he wanted for Christmas. These stories amaze me and I wonder where these men get their fantasies.
She told me that this caller wants a young 19 yr old slutty cheerleader that loves to play with toys and is obsessed with Latex clothing. (Are you saying "What the fuck" yet? I know I was at that moment.) After laughing with the dispatcher for a few seconds, I began to talk to him. He was a nice guy, nice to talk to and had a nice attitude. He told me to call him Dr. Tom, so I did. This is his Story....
"I want to be your Gynecologist, so please call me Doctor Tom. First, I want you to come into my office and sit on the table and let me examine you." Then he makes these noises as if he's using the tools and actually examining me. "Wow you look very healthy and I must say, you have fantastic legs. Are you a Cheerleader by any chance?" and I answer "yes". He goes on "Wow thats wonderful. Why don't you call some of your cheerleader friends and tell them to come in the office so we can have a slumber party here and they can all get tested at the same time." (I swear to you, I am NOT making this up) He continues, "Now that we have some of your friends and some of my nurses in my office, I would like to test all of your friends. You can let them know that his procedure is called the 'Doctor Tom Special'. What makes this procedure so special is that I will be inseminating special eggs that are fertile inside your womb and we will pass them around to each one of the girls, including you, and all the girls will have a baby growing inside of them. Then, once you are 6 months pregnant, we will take out the baby from your womb and place it into an incubator until it is fully developed. That way your body does not stretch too much. I want you to stay small and thin for me. Then, we will teach the baby to grow up as a lesbian so once she is old enough to play with other women, she can come and teach you how to become a lesbian as well. Also, since she will be a lesbian, she will have a lot of lesbian friends and we can invite them over for sleepovers."
That was the end of his call because his time ran out and he couldn't afford more minutes with me. I was actually sad to have the story end, but I was also thankful because the second that call ended, I started laughing hysterically. The way he was talking to me about this story was nonchalant. He was talking to me as if he was a little boy, trying to tell Santa what he wanted for Christmas. These stories amaze me and I wonder where these men get their fantasies.
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