Thursday, February 25, 2010

it may sting a little...

For all you men that are reading this blog, I must warn you that this may get graphic and you will be grossed out (or turned on if thats your thing).

Today's calls were boring and very.... short. Lets just say I might make more money if I was a homeless chick on the side of the road waiting for someone to donate $1 to my sign that would read "Help, I'm drunk". It was a slow and boring day and all the dispatchers were tired and bored themselves. Every time one of the dispatchers gave me a call, it sounded like they wanted to pass out.

About 30 mins before I wanted to log out from work and start to enjoy my life, I get a call from a guy that is looking for a strict Dominatrix. No biggie, since I love doing dominatrix calls and just tell the idiot what to do. I get on the phone with this guy and he tells me "I have some toys with me. I have an 8 inch dildo, two rubber bands, two nipple clamps, one leather whip, one wooden paddle, two Q-tips and a bottle of hot sauce." (It gets better) So I tell him go ahead and wrap those two rubber bands together and wrap it around his cock and balls TWICE! He does so. Then I tell him to take one side of the rubber band and SNAP it as hard as he can against his balls. He does so. He screams. I tell him to do it again, he does. He screams. Then I tell him to take that rubber dildo and... well you know.

I do a little torturing and spanking on his ass for nearly 10 mins and he keeps wanting it more and more. SO I tell him to go ahead and spank his balls with the wooden paddle. He does so. He screams harder and he counts every time he gets spanked. He says "ONE, oh thank you mistress, TWO, oh thank you mistress, THREE, oh thank you mistress" over and over and over until he reaches to 20. Then comes the Q-tips. I tell him to get those q-tips and cover them with the hot sauce, both sides, and shove it down his Pee-hole. He does so, he screams.

This goes on for nearly 25 mins. He then asks me "Mistress, can we have two mistresses please?" I tell him "ok, you've been good, yes you can have two mistresses if you want. BUT, when you call back, you MUST tell the dispatcher that you are a pathetic little shit and tell her EVERYTHING that I've done to you." He agrees and hangs up.

Minutes go by and the phone rings. I hear the dispatcher laughing so hard, I can barley hear what she is saying. She says to me "Oh wow, you are GOOD! Q-TIPS?? WOW!" and continues laughing. She gets another girl to come on the line with me so now there are two girls taking to this guy. I tell her everything that she needs to know and to help me torture this guy. Every time I tell her something that I've done, I can hear her giggling and trying her hardest not to laugh. At first the other girl seemed shy (or hiding her face in the pillow laughing) and once in a while, she tells him to do something naughty, such as spank his balls with the leather whip. He does so, he screams. Then I tell him to pull out the dildo from his ass and pour hot sauce directly into his asshole, shove the dildo back in and twist the dildo. He does so, he screams. I tell him to go and get TWO q-tips and discard the one he's already using and to put hot sauce directly down his pee-hole and then shove TWO of the Q-tips down his pee-hole. He does so, he screams louder. The other PSO tells him to take the nipple clamps and clip them inside his pee-hole and pull. Once he begins to scream, I tell him to pour hot sauce down his pee hole where the nipple clamps are. Me and the other PSO start laughing and we cannot hold it in this time.

This conversations continues for nearly an hour with me and the other PSO. He then tells me "Mistress, I want to call you back and cum for you" and I say "DO YOU DESERVE TO FUCKING CUM YOU SHIT?" and he says "I hope I do." So I tell him if he calls me back, he MUST tell ANOTHER dispatcher everything that me and the other PSO have done to him. We hang up and surely enough, my phone rings again. I pick it up and it's the other dispatcher (there are only two working today) and she starts laughing. I'm probably thinking she was in tears laughing. She says "Holy shit! You put HOT SAUCE down his pee-hole? AND Q-TIPS??" and we begin to laugh together. I asked her if that caller made her day and she said "Hell yes it did!!! Good god! I have no idea how these men think it's sexy to pour HOT SAUCE down your penis hole."

Nothing happened after that other than him finishing up his... guilty pleasures. ;-) Now THAT is what I call torture.

Have a good day!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Wheelchair of Fun!

I'm BACK!!! I haven't written in this blog for nearly... A long time. I can't remember when the last time I wrote in here. Well, I'm back with some new stories to tell and I can't wait to share it with everyone.

As you all know, I keep this anonymous for myself and for my own clients. I will not disclose any personal information since it might jeopardize my job.

Anyway, I wanted to share with you a fun and exciting client that has a thing for wheelchairs. Yes, Wheelchairs. When the dispatcher gave me the call, the first thing she said was "your going to love this call". I'm thinking in my head, 'oh no, probably another crazy one', and it sure was. This man loves women sitting in Wheelchairs. Oh wait, Chubby girls that SMOKE and are in wheelchairs. As I started talking to this guy, he kept asking me questions about my wheelchair and if it's manual or auto. Once I tell him manual, he lets out a loud moan. Then he asks again, "Is it a sporty wheelchair?". I have no idea what that means so I say "yes". He lets out another loud moan. Then he says "If I were to pick you up, how can I do so?". I start to thinking my head as fast as I can how he can pick me up if I was paralyzed and say "I would wrap my arms around you and hold on". He then finishes his... 'stuff' and hangs up.

I love it when weird calls come in. I have a lot more stories to publish so keep checking back to this blog!